[Intro: Ken Kaniff]

Uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah

When I'm not at home beating my shit to death

I'm listening to The Madd Rapper's album

This is Ken Kaniff

And I'm still mad as hell

Fuck you

[Verse 1: Eminem, The Madd Rapper]

I'm crazy with this razor, with this razor, I'm crazy

With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed, I'm crazy!

Okay, I'm reloading, go bring Jay-Z!

Tell him I'ma ghostwrite for him on Dre's beats

Ran in the ladies' room naked in a blanket

At the banquet and started to spank it (Argh!)

Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank at the clerk

And handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her

But I didn't take nothing (Thanks)

Every bullet came from the same gun, just from different angles

'Cause I was picking strange places to aim from

(Man, I bet you fifty bucks you won't jump out the window, Shady)

*Crash* (Ahhhh!!) Pay me

[Verse 2: The Madd Rapper]

Psyche! No bread, fucked up in the head

Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Bang, bang, bang, bang)

I'm a crazy motherfucker, might shoot me a Fed

Or I just might start a fistfight instead

See as far as the dough go, I go loco

See me pumpin' gas at your local Sunoco (Twenty dollars, please)

Stuck off the hydro, mixed with cocoa

Jump turn styles, then run from po-po

[Chorus: The Madd Rapper & Eminem]

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son, we crazy

Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy

Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy

Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy!

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son, we crazy

Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy

Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy

Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy!

[Verse 3: The Madd Rapper]

Yo, yo, I wish I'd been aborted, my pockets got a shortage

Everything I wanna floss, I can't afford it

I'm trying to sell a O, my pops trying to snort it

My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported

I'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubs

Mad cause my Rottweiler still shits on the rugs (Goddammit Spike)

Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out

Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like

(Eh.... Oh... Dude

Yo, this shit is crazy... oohhhh..... This is incredible... ohhh....)

Fuck that, Slim, keep that for yourself

You a crazy white dude and you need some help

Word!

[Verse 4: Eminem]

I got a beautiful wife, kids, and a gorgeous home

What would make me jump in the tub with a cordless phone?

I'm straight vicious, I hit you with plates and dishes

Leave you with eight stitches

What, I'm gay, cause I hate bitches?

Slut, don't be nice to me, I've had it with girls

And I'll still be mad at the world even if it apologized to me (Sorry)

You're hearing the last thoughts of a man

About to blow his fucking brains out

Fall back with a blood stained blouse

On top of his spouse, spread out on a blood stained couch

In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house

I'm sicker than Boy George picturing Michael Jackson

In little boys' drawers shopping at toy stores

Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented

I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it (Yeraraer!)

Go ahead! Pull the plug, think I won't smack you

I just dropped a fucking pill mom, don't vacuum

[Chorus: The Madd Rapper & Eminem]

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son, we crazy

Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy

Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy

Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son, we crazy

Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy

Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy

Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy