[Skit: Eminem, Steve Berman, Vanessa (Secretary)]

*door opening*

*Instrumental for What's the Difference by Dr. Dre (Ft. Eminem & Xzibit) plays in the background*

Aye!

Hey, Em, what's up?

Steve Berman, what's going on, man? How you doin'?

Good to see you again, what's up?

Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?

Umm, yeah, what's u-

Vanessa, shut the door

Okay, *door closes*

So, what's up?

How's orders lookin' for the first week?

It would be better if you gave me nothing at all

Wh-

This album is less than nothing

I can't sell this fucking record

Wha-

Do you know what's happening to me out there?

Wh-wha-what's the problem?

Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself!

Who's Violet-

Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!

Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record

Shoved up your ass?

But I-

I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this

Do you know why Dre's record was so successful?

He's rapping about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches

You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin

I mean...

I can't sell this shit!

What-

Either change the record or it's not comin' out!

What? I-

Now get the fuck out of my office!

What am I 'sposed-

Now!

*sigh* Alright, man-