[Produced by Eminem & Jeff Bass]

[Intro: Eminem]

People!—erra

It feels so good to be back

La-l-ladies and gent-g-gentleman-gentleman-an

Introdu-du-ducing the new-new and improved-proved you-you know who-who (Chka-err, chk-err, chka)

[Verse 1: Eminem]

Never been the type to bend or budge

The wrong button to push, no friend of Bush

I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese

I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease

All these people I had to leave in limbo

I'm back now, I've come to release this info

I'll be brief, and let me just keep shit simple

Canibitch don't want no beef with Slim, no

Not even on my radar

So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off?

And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos

From séance to séance, aw-a-aw-a-a-aw-a-aw

[Chorus: Eminem]

Come on now! Let's all get on down (Let's dance)

Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' round (Let's sing)

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout (Join hands)

Let your hair down and square dance with me (Be free)

Come on now! Let's all get on down! (Let's chill)

Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' round (Let's live)

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout (And dance)

Let your hair down and square dance with me! (With me)

[Verse 2: Eminem]

Yeah, let your hair down to the track, yeah, kick on back (Boo!)

The boogie monster of rap, yeah, the man's back

With a plan to ambush this Bush administration

Mush the Senate's face and push this generation

Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say somethin'

You might not like, this white hot light

That I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt

Oh no, I won't leave no stone unturned

Oh no, I won't leave, won't go nowhere

Do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there!

Oh yeah, don't think I won't go there

Go to Beirut and do a show there (Haha!)

Yeah, you laugh 'til your mothafuckin' ass gets drafted

While you're at band-camp thinkin' that crap can't happen

'Til you fuck around, get an Anthrax napkin

Inside a package, wrapped in Saran Wrap wrappin'

Open the plastic and then you stand back, gaspin'

Fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtraks, crashin'

All this terror, America demands action

Next thing you know, you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'

To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy

You just a baby gettin' recruited at 18

You're on a plane now, eatin' they food and their baked beans

I'm 28, they gon' take you 'fore they take me

Crazy insane or insane crazy?

When I say, "Hussein," you say, "Shady"

My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait

Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!

[Chorus: Eminem]

Come on now! Let's all get on down! (Let's dance)

Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' round (Let's sing)

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout (Join hands)

Let your hair down and square dance with me! (Be free)

Come on now! Let's all get on down! (Let's chill)

Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' round (Let's live)

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout (And dance)

Let your hair down and square dance with me! (With me)

[Verse 3: Eminem]

Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me

Nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me

Nothin' boosts me more or suits me beautifully

There's nothin' you can do to me, stab me, shoot at me! (Woo-hoo!)

Psychotic, hypnotic product, I got a the antibiotic

Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada-yada

God, I talk a lot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la

Oochie-walla-walla, um-da-dah-da-dah-da, but you gotta-gotta

Keep movin', there's more music to make

Keep makin' new shit, produce hits to break

The monotony, what's gotten into me?

Drugs, rock and Hennessy, thug like I'm Pac, on my enemies

On your knees, got you under siege

Somebody you would give a lung to be

Hun-ga-ry like a fuckin' younger me

Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free

Yeah, buddy, laugh! It's funny, I have the money

To have you killed by somebody who has nothin'

I'm past bluffin', pass the K-Y

Let's get ready for some intense serious ass-fucking!

[Chorus: Eminem]

Come on now! Let's all get on down! (Let's dance)

Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' round (Let's sing)

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout (Join hands)

Let your hair down and square dance with me! (Be free)

Come on now! Let's all get on down! (Let's chill)

Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' round (Let's live)

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout (And dance)

Let your hair down and square dance with me! (With me)

[Outro: Eminem & Dr. Dre]

Dr. Dre wants to square dance with me

Nasty Nas wants to square dance with me

X to the Z wants to square dance with me

Busta Rhymes wants to square dance with me

Canibitch won't square dance with me

Fanabitch won't square dance with me

Canadabis don't want no parts of me

Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with you

Yeehaw! Wee!