Somethin gotcha down?

Does real life suck?

Well do I have the place fer you

Woke up on a Monday I′m starting the new week

Step out on the porch and feel the cool breeze

Walkin' by my fruit trees with the perfectly pruned leaves

As I′m headed into town to buy a few seeds

And there's penny with her students

Jas and Vincent are the cutest

Shane has gotta be the rudest

And mayor Lewis always clueless

But they all seem like real humans

If the boot fits we can do this

Down in Stardew are you ready to start a farm dude?

Howdy newcomer there's so much to do

Let us give you some tips about this place ya just moved

To fit in, ya better get some eggs

I hope that you really really really like mayonnaise

Don′t die in the dungeons, I mean the mines

The healthcare sucks and buy all your supplies before 5

And if you need more tricks just come back in a day

Cause we′ll all be programmed to have some more shit to say

Screw work

Quit yer job

Grandpa left you a farm

Dig dirt

Plant the crops

Buy a hog

Build a barn

Drink booze

Pickle jars

Get married

You're the star

In the dew

In the valley

Ahh spring has sprung

But the fun has only begun

First it was the egg fest hunt

We kicked all the kids asses and won

Then it was time for the flower dance

Girl won′t you give your old pal a chance

Come take my hand we can gallivant

Cause your upper half's like an hour glass

Then summer arrives

Getting real hot and it′s gonna be time

To hop in the ocean the water is fine

Oh wait I can't swim well OK never mind

Hmph I will just play in the sand

Oh shit what the fuck it′s a skeletal hand

Nah I think my hunches are right

I think the mayor might have something to hide

Now the winds got a nip though

Selling off the corn because I grew another shit load

Wishing that the muhfuckin yams would get grown

I could use a couple other chickens and a big goat

In time for the local fair

Louis with the rules like I'm supposed to care

All I gots purple and gold in there

So them other fuckin jokers never gonna compare

Brrrr but when it starts to snow hard fall will end

Sitting at the winter feast i look around at all my friends

I don't miss my old fuckin life at all and when

It comes time for next year ill do this all again

It′s already next year I′ll do this all again

Work!

Howdy again there, and how do you ya do

We see you're fitting right in to the place ya just moved

To help more, ya better hear this tip

The Joja Mart′s for corporate ass-kissing pieces of shit

People love presents, they'll take you on dates

And truffle oil′s what the mayor needs to masturbate

And if you need more tricks come back in a day

Cause we'll all be programmed to have some m-m-m-more...

Screw work

Quit yer job

Grandpa left you a farm

Dig dirt

Plant the crops

Buy a hog

Build a barn

Drink booze

Pickle jars

Get married

You′re the star

In the dew

In the valley

Yeah