Baby's cryin'

I think he's dyin'

The little man is so upset

Quit complainin'

It's pourin' rain in

You're not the only one getting wet

See the rich kids dressed like gangsters

Trying to disguise their angst as anger

Can't she see that young love's out in full force?

Don't it seem like they just want a golf course?

Here them groanin'

Quit your moanin'

He's proclamin his new queen

Take it slow

And set your sights low

Satisfaction is guaranteed

Sure enough, we've all seen pain

Didn't you ever learn to count your blessings?

Soon enough they'll all be gone

Some time, us will be movin' on

Did you work all the time?

Did it just slip when you were tryin' to slide?

That's such a shame

Did your computer crash?

Did you misplace your stash?

Well, tell me who's to blame

Sure enough, we've all been hurt

Didn't you ever learn to look at the bright side?

Soon enough they'll all be gone

Some time, us will be movin' on

Did you lose your turn, baby?

Were you a Red Sox fan?

That's such a shame

Did your Mercedes Benz crash?

Was your day beauty less than a smash?

Tell me who's to blame