I′m a trap worm spore, easy to achieve, hard to undo

Little Jack Horner's been sniffing all the glue and the pavements back to crap

It′s a sign of a bus pedaling, engine troubleIt'll phases all but fucking deadly, it's hard enough, mate

Solve the clap

I′m not gonna fucking spell it out for ya, man

Bored nature, Adam′s apple, loincloth, Sod the dross

It will eat you up 'til you ain′t got a clue about anything, mate

Dross fate, why did I fucking say that, mate?

What ya on about, man? Jibber

Like a twat after a gig down the calf

Rubbing toothpaste between my fingers before I eat the ass

Spare room, she's out cold

Ooh, ooh, ooh, he does cross training, she works out

Will they meet and have fucking unparalleled tantric sex?

Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild

It′s a grim life on the keyboards

As the dead skin piles up on the dirty inserts

Shift, wild guns of Afghanistan

Eight hundred feet up, they can't touch me, man

The winter warrior taking insurgents out the game

What power? Bombs away jim jaw, the Royals never abuse it

Bragging in an interview from Lauren Laverne, Your open fall

And the Smiths fans on six music

Six what? Six fucking ways to put people off

There ain′t nothing getting fixed from the state tool

Put it back in your toolbox, you fucking idiot

The Golden Gates, the '70s concrete, mate, hate

Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild

Salad dressing logo restaurant, a clever partnership

A dining experience that results in your fucking money going in

Somebody elses sky rocket, ripped off with a promise of exotic dog shit

While you and your partner lick each other's fucking face off

John Travolta and you will know us from the Trail of Dead not fucking Mars Volta

Lots of daring, lots of walls that don′t need to be fucking up anymore

Landmines, what you fucking ask questions for all the time?

Smash the drool of a month on the wagon, only to be tricked by the wisdom of sobriety

Ruining my off time piss with delusions about being some kind of menace to society

Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild