You just like me cos I'm good in bed

You just like me cos I'm good in bed

You just like me cos I'm good in bed

You just like me cos I'm good in bed

You just like me cos I'm good in bed

Yeah that's what your girlfriend said

You just like me cos I give you some head

You just like me cos I'm good in bed

Well I'll meet you at the pub at two minutes to ten

You're all ready to go

Six bottles of beer and a sneer on your face

I'd run but I'm much too slow

You just like me cos I'm good in bed ... etc ...

At half past one I'm flat on the floor

Caught like a rat in a trap

Fifteen times a week and you still want more

God you talk such crap

You just like me cos I'm good in bed ... etc ...

You imagine yourself as Mick Jagger's girlfriend

He wouldn't even spit in your eye

I bet you he don't get raped every weekend

I feel so weak I could die

You just like me cos I'm good in bed ... etc ...

You just like me cos I'm good in bed

Yeah that's what your girlfriend said

You just like me cos I'm good in bed

You just like me cos I'm good in bed