Zoned out afternoon

Let´s catch "who´s on top of whom"

Tell it like it is

´Cause it isn´t anyway

Much to my surprise

I caught it right between the thighs

My sweet little sister

Was layin´ me away

My jaw dropped dead to the table

She put my cool in shock

Crack kills and blood spills baby

But psychos, dykes and transvestites

Are on the choppin´ block

Oh no - I saw my baby

on the creepshow

Out on - spillin´ my guts on the news

Oh no - I caught my woman

on the creepshow

Hit me with a shovel ´cause I can´t

belive that I dug you

She filled my boots with lead

Was it something that I said

A picture paints a thousand ugly words

Baby´s acting tough

Check out my fisticuffs

That´s just what she deserves

I can´t flip from the station

Can´t unplug what´s done

Her six-foot-deep temptation

She nicked my shin, and then

kicked me in,

And then she buried me for fun

Oh no - I saw my baby

on the creepshow

Out on - spillin´ my guts on the news

Oh no - I caught my woman

on the creepshow

Hit me with a shovel ´cause I can´t

belive that I dug you

My jaw dropped dead to the table

She put my cool in shock

Crack kills and blood spills baby

But psychos, dykes and transvestites

Are on the choppin´ block