Hello?

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a ballerI wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six-four Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine so I can get with Leoshi

′Cause she don't know me but, yo, she′s really fine

You know I see her all the time, everywhere I go

And even in my dreams, I can scheme of ways to make her mine

'Cause I know she's livin′ phat

Her boyfriend′s tall and he plays ball, so how am I gonna compete with that?

'Cause when it comes to playing basketball

I′m always last to be picked and in some cases never picked at all

So I just lean up on the wall

Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls who came to watch their man ball

Dag, y'all! I never understood, black.

Why the jocks get the fly girls, and me, I get the hood rats

I tell ′em, "Scat, skittle, sca-bobble"

Got hit with a bottle and put in a hospital for talkin' that mess

I confess it′s a shame

When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo′ name

Glad I came, to my senses

Like quick-quick, got sick-sick to my stomach

Overcometh by thoughts of me and her together, right?

So when I asked her out, she said I wasn′t her type

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six-four Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six-four Impala

I wish I had a brand new car so far, I got this hatchback

And everywhere I go, yo, I get laughed at

And when I'm in my car, I′m laid back

I got an 8-track, and a spare tire in the backseat, but that's flat

And do you really wanna know what′s really wack?

See, I can't even get a date, so what do you think of that?

I heard that prom night is a bomb night

With a hood rat you can hold tight

But really though, I′m Figaro

When in my car, I can't even get a hello

Well, so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday

One day I'mma have to get in my car and go

You know I take the 110 until the 105

Get off at Crenshaw, tell my homies, "Look alive!"

′Cause it′s hard to survive

When you're living in a concrete jungle

And these girls keep passin′ me by

She looks fly, she looks fly

Make me say, "my, my, my"

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six-four Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six-four Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller (I wish I was a little bit taller)

I wish I was a baller (I wish I was a baller)

I wish I was a little bit taller (I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller (I wish I was a baller)

I wish I was a little bit taller, y'all (I wish I was a little bit taller, y′all)

I wish I was a baller (I wish I was a baller)

I wish I was a little bit taller (I wish I was a little bit taller)

I wish I was a baller, yeah

Hey, I wish I had my way

'Cause every day would be a Friday, and you could even speed on the highway

I would play ghetto games

Name my kids ghetto names: Little Mookie, Big Al, Lorraine

Yo, you know that′s on the real

So if you're down on your luck then you should know just how I feel

'Cause if you don′t want me around

See, I go simple, I go easy, I go Greyhound

Hey, you, what′s that sound?

Everybody look what's going down

Ah, yes, ain′t that fresh?

Everybody wants to get down like that

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six-four Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six-four Impala

I wish

I wish

I wish

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I wish

I wish

I wish

I wish

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