Wish I was a Kellogg′s Cornflake

Floatin' in my bowl, takin′ movies

Relaxin' awhileLivin' in style

Talkin′ to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.

Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin

′Bout to make the most out of a toaster

I'd ease myself down

Comin′ up brown

I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam

I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan

Ah, south California

If I become a first lieutenant

Would you put my photo on your piano?

"To Mary Jane-

Best wishes, Martin"

Old Roger, draft-dodger, leavin′ by the basement door

Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for

Oh, really?