Simon:

I'm Simon, this is

Milo:

Milo. I'm Milo. Enjoy.

Simon:

Enjoy.

Ready ready set go

Oh ya, oh ya, oh ya, oh ya

Wee oo wee oo

Come on, come on, come on, come on

Wee oo wee oo

Oh ya...

Wee ooo wee ooo

Come on...

If I were a dentist I would take the opportunity to look in your mouth

Wee ooo wee ooo

Maybe if I did then I would better understand just what you're talking about

Wee ooo wee ooo

And if my x-ray picture gave the proper information I'd be back at the start

'Cause every time I try and talk to you my words keep falling apart

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Oh ya...

Pretty girls make me nervous

Come on...

Pretty girls make me nervous

Oh ya...

Pretty girls make me nervous

Come on...

When they're as pretty as you

If I were a surgeon I would do an operation to examine your heart

Wee ooo wee ooo

I'd check to see if you and me could really ever move beyond the very start

Wee ooo wee ooo

And if my diagnosis turned up positive I'd still be only dreaming of you

'Cause approaching you is something that I know I'd never have the guts to do

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And when she smiles she makes me happy

And when she's near I get so dreamy

Ah...

And in my award winning dream I'd perform like I was on a movie screen as I casually pop the question

Simon:

"Do you want to go out for coffee with me?"

Minnie Mae:

"I don't drink coffee."

If I were a lawyer I would argue for the right to kiss you passionatley

Wee oo wee ooo

And if I were a teacher I would re-write history so you would end up with me

And if I were an architect then I'd be busy dawing up the perfect plan

But all of these things above so alone is the only thing I am

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