Ready, ready, set, go.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

Whee-oo, Whee-oo,

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on

Whee-oo, Whee-oo,

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

Whee-oo, Whee-oo,

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

If I were a dentist I would take the opportunity to look in your mouth.

Whee-oo, Whee-oo.

Maybe if I did then I would better understand just what you're talkin' about.

Whee-oo, Whee-oo.

And if my X-ray picture showed the proper information I'd be back at the start.

'Cause everytime I try to talk to you my words keep fallin' apart.

(*CHORUS*)

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah-

Pretty girls make me nervous,

Pretty girls make me nervous,

Pretty girls make me nervous,

When they're as pretty as you.

If I were a surgeon I would do an operation to examine your heart.

Whee-oo, Whee-oo.

I'd check to see if you and me could really have a movie on the very start.

Whee-oo, Whee-oo.

And if my diagnosis came up positive I'd still be only dreamin' of you.

'Cause approaching you is something that I know I'd never have the guts to do.

*CHORUS*

And when she smiles she makes me happy, (happy happy..)

And when she's near I get so dreamy. (dreamy dreamy..)

Ahhhh...

And in my award winning dream,

I'd perform like I was on a movie screen,

As I causually pop the question-

"Do you wanna go out for coffee with me?"

"I don't drink coffee."

If I were a lawyer I would argue for the right to kiss you passionately.

Whee-oo, Whee-oo.

And if I were a teacher I would rewrite history so you would end up with me.

Whee-oo, whee-oo.

And if I were an architect then I'd busy drawing up the perfect plan.

But all of these things I'm not so alone is the only thing I am.

*CHORUS*

*CHORUS(repeat)*