Here′s a little story how the west was won

The white man came and took out everyone

They used dirty blankets and they used machine gunsAnd they didn't think twice about what they′d done

Here's a little story about Kevin Bacon

He had a bunch of money but it got taken

He got a bunch of lawyers and he tried to sue

But Bernie looked at him and said, "Hey, fuck you"

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, you′ll lose

Don′t bring a knife to a gunfight, you'll lose

Here′s a little story about the congressman

They bailed out all of their billionaire friends

You can blame bush or you can try to blame Obama

But you should've fucking learned from your daddy or your mama

That you don′t bring a knife to a gunfight, you'll lose

Some fights just ain′t fair

Some fights just ain't fair

No, some fights just ain't fair

You don′t bring a knife to a gunfight, you′ll lose

Here's a little story about Tiananmen Square

The people rose up and said life ain′t fair

Now they're sweating in a shop making iPhones there

If you stand in front of tanks, the tanks are gonna win

Don′t bring a knife to a gunfight, you'll lose

Don′t bring a knife to a gunfight, you'll lose

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, you′ll lose

Don′t bring a knife, knife, knife...

Don't bring a knife, knife, knife...

You′ll lose