I remember growing up

Watching rock stars throwing up

Thinking that that′sWhat I want to be

So I got a guitar

And taught myself some chords

I soon learned that talent isn't everything

Hardly anything

So I picked up a beer

And learned about the important things

But now I′m questioning everything

What's up with guys who wear mascara

And sing those songs that try to scare you

What happened to good old-fashioned rock'n′roll

So here′s to drinks without a chaser

Fuck Red Bull, just give me the Jäger

What happened to good old-fashioned rock'n′roll

Give me Nikki Sixx

Not Dixie Chicks

Nickleback can suck my dick

What's up with guys who wear mascara

And sing those songs that try to scare you

What happened to good old-fashioned rock′n'roll

So here′s to drinks without a chaser

Fuck Red Bull, just give me the Jäger

What happened to good old-fashioned rock'n'roll

Pop music, rap, and R&B

You′re making all the children pussies

Bring back rock′n'roll

You′ll never see these kinds of bands

Snort cocaine off a hooker's ass

Bring back rock′n'roll