Everybody's tellin' all

Baring their souls

Just to go on the Ricky Lake show

Why?

Last night I turned the T.V. on

You were booed off stage

Singing your famous love song

Why?

Tell me who makes the rules

CHORUS:

Should'a been born on the Milky Way

Don't wanna belong to the world today

Oh, life's a bitch and then you die

Should'a been born on the Milky Way

I can't believe what I heard today

Oh yeah, life's a bitch and then you die

Meanwhile, I got the magazines

Telling me, selling me lies

On how I could be the perfect 10

Why?

And my boyfriend left

Just the other day

He's all messed up

Is he straight or is he gay

Why?

So tell me, who makes the rules?

CHORUS

And if I fall

If I fall

Hold on

CHORUS (x3)