There's a piggy waitin' outside my door

Who's a knockin' and a yellin' that he's gonna use force

Well, I moved to town just a while ago

But I got in a mess, and I can't lay low

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Back home all I had was my guitar

Livin' in the backwoods on Daddy's farm

Sittin' on the front porch 'til the evenin' come

Livin' in the backwoods on Daddy's farm

Well, my old girl was a Cadillac

She was long and sleek and dressed in black

But I caught her cruisin' with another dude

So I shot 'em down with my blue .22

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But now they got me runnin' and they got me to my home

But I won't go, I won't go!

Chitty-chitty bang-bang, and I hit the floor

Two little piggies bust down my door

The first little piggy went down

The second little piggy started poppin' off rounds

I make a break for the parking lot

I heard some people talkin' how somebody got shot

They're never gonna see it my way

So I break for the truck and headed out on the highway

I must have got it up to 108

Before three little piggies headed me off the interstate

It's gettin' hot, I'm gettin' hot

I don't know where to go, I don't know what I got

But...

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