Moaning in the elevator

Crowded in the ladies' stall

Mama heard the screaming

But it didn't hurt at all

Hanging up inside the coat room

Taking our chances in the second row

I'm flushed and I'm flustered

All because you told me so

Fish are flying

Birds are swimming

Now the bang's in the beginning

Stars are dancing in the daylight

The sun's out at night

All because

You told me so

Bells are flying

Eggs are ringing

White is losing

Red is winning

When your alibi is air tight

Still isn't right

But I don't care