[Intro: Dr. Dre]

Yeah

Yo, let's bring it

[Chorus: Eminem]

What you gonna do when shit hits the fan?

Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?

Will you be as hard as you say you are?

Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?

I said, what you gonna do when shit hits the fan?

Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?

And show us you're as hard as you say you are?

Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?

[Verse 1: Dr. Dre]

Niggas is so gangsta, niggas is thugs

Niggas'll spend they whole life peddling drugs

Slangin' dope in hopes of one day being able

To own their own label and give the game up

Some niggas came up, some just didn't

That's just the way it is; if it ain't meant it, it just isn't

Some niggas'll get money and pay niggas to back 'em so they can act up, feel comfortable and rap tough

And that's ass-backwards

'Cause them niggas just gon' keep comin' back and that's when extortion happens and you struggle to get free

I know how this shit be

You'd give anything to live legitimately

But you gon' find if you do get in this industry

It's best to do business with me than against me

Niggas get behind mics and ain't even emcees

Niggas get on MTV just to diss me

This shit don't even piss me off

I'm laughing all the way to the bank, watching the satellite from a Bentley

And you niggas ain't even got a car

You're so far under my radar

I don't even know who the fuck you are

To tell you to suck my dick while I'm pissin'

I don't even listen to your shit to know who the fuck I'm dissin'

And media just feeds into these feuds

Tryna add fuel to the fire, this little nigga Ja Rule

Talking bout he's gon' slap me? Nigga, please!

You gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees

I laugh at these magazines when they interview him

All they doing is making fake threats to us through them

And, pussy, you not Pac, I knew him

Pac was a real nigga, you just a fucking insult to him

It's too bad we had to fall out before he passed

'Cause if he could see this shit now, he'd be whoopin' your ass

You're talkin' to a pioneer who engineered this shit for 19 years

Who you got in your ear? (Shhhhh!)

I ain't even gotta say it, the fans know

Quit tryna be tough, nigga, you look like an asshole

[Chorus: Eminem]

What you gonna do when shit hits the fan?

Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?

Will you be as hard as you say you are?

Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?

I said, what you gonna do when shit hits the fan?

Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?

And show us you're as hard as you say you are?

Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?

[Verse 2: Obie Trice]

They say, "Why don't we increase the peace?"

The only piece increased is that which deletes your peeps

'Cause niggas run mouths but they don't run streets

Till that fo'-five will cease your speech

Yeah, it's a shame how the beef'll creep

Could've reached your peak, now you're left with a horrible leak

I'm tryna be as bleak with my speech as possible

Just in case a nigga tryna throw me an obstacle

Nigga, I'm not boxin' you, I'm hospitable

I put you in a hospital, that's how I get at you

Let the Doc op- on you, he don't rid you?

You back on the streets, I send another hit at you

This is not a hypocritical issue

I will critical condition your tissue, give a fuck

If all ten of them with you, I throw an extra ten of them missiles

Turn gangstas into gentlemen, vicko

And ever since Eminem dissed you

I swear I see the woman and bitch in you

All this bickerin' back and forth over who signs who

Curtis pulled your skirt up, nigga, you got murdered

Now take it like a man and shake it off, damn!

And quit tellin' all these magazines your plans

How you gon' slap up my mans? You're fict-ious

Nigga, we'll send Stan to come murder your bitches

[Chorus: Eminem]

What you gonna do when shit hits the fan?

Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?

Will you be as hard as you say you are?

Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?

I said, what you gonna do when shit hits the fan?

Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?

And show us you're as hard as you say you are?

Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?

[Outro: Obie Trice]

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Yeah

Go hide behind all the gangstas you want, nigga

Matter of fact

Go get every gangsta from every hood

In the United States of America to back you, nigga

Ain't nobody ridin' wit you

You can't see that?

You fell off, nigga

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Damn

Shady slash Aftermath, mothafucker

2003 to infinity!

Yeah!