This is a warning

Planetary regulators have noticed a decline

In your social and group adherenceThese actions and your reluctance to abide

By the behavioral standards set forth are becoming troubling

If there is not a drastic and immediate improvement

In your programming and thinking

We will be forced to turn you over to the populace

For significant social judgement

This carries with it the possibility of loss of status, deletion, and even erasure

Thank you in advance for your future cooperation

With the standards and policies of Planet Zero

We will be monitoring your behavior going forward with great interest