Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl

Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl

There are lots of reasons to be scared in life but this is probably the worst

So bar your windows and lock your doors or be burdened by this curse

Every thirteenth day of every thirteenth month since 1313 B.C.

From out of the darkness and evil beast emerges for all of the world to see

A crowd of demons stand. The devil shakes its hand and just before it′s on its way

He rubs two blocks of Styrofoam together declaring Pscarodactyl Day

Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl

Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl

A pterodactyl with human teeth and a pumpkin for its head

With a clown nose and clown makeup on but if you laugh you'll wind up dead

He can′t see you but he smells with his brain and if he catches a whiff of you

He'll brag about being vegan or enslave your friends. Fake their deaths and do voodoo

Hurls babies in the sea on the daily and after swearing in a family restaurant

Then he holds up the joint. Robbery at gunpoint and types all his essays in sanserif fonts

Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl

Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl

Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl

Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl

Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl

Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl, Pscarodactyl