Ring one, a-dung-a-dung-dung

My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue

To the desk in school, then I run down the hall

Scaring the shit outta all of ya'll bitches

Which is why you don't invite mine to your party

Just cause I don't look like everybody

I guess you're just a bunch of hot shots

They act like they've never seen a Cyclops

And what's the big deal about my neck?

Just because now and then I like to let it stretch up

A couple feet to get a better sight

Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?

No! So, Whats up with that?

So what if I got another arm growing outta my back

I guess I'm just another freak show thing

And now they got me in the 3 rings

3 ring A ding a ding ding

People love to point and stare

3 ring A ding a ding ding

It's the same as everywhere

Ring two! How do you do? I'm Shaggy 2-dope

Chicken-faced bitch!

You don't try to front hoe

Try to play me out just cause I'm an albino

So maybe there's a sack growing out my neck

But, don't jet baby, not yet

Popped out the neden like a pund of lead

Doctor blew his back, rolled and dropped me on my head

Oh shit! I knew it had to fuck up my circuits

Cause when I was 2, my momma left me at the circus

Abandoned at the carnival, with the freak shows

Like Bat-boy, Hermaphrodite, and Old Man Crow

But then I escaped to the ghetto zone

Started a crew of my own muthafucka, I'm not alone

So don't be sticking your finger in my face stank

Or your stomach might recieve a shank from the 3 rings

3 ring A ding a ding ding

People love to point and stare

3 ring A ding a ding ding

It's the same as everywhere

Ring 3, The ICP!

Look if you want

But I wouldn't lay a hand on me

That's how you get fucked up

We'll squeeze your windpipe shut

Yo! I'm a nerd

Word I drink Thunderbird

I chill with my homies on a crackhouse curb

Nobody want to hang with a freak whos clinicly dead with no heart beat

Fuck that

Bitch suck that

I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsac

It's two balls hanging with no protection, so,

I move real careful and slow

You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak

Just cause my nose curls like the iron shiek

Is that the reason nobody wanna hang

Fuck It

I chill with the 3 rings

3 ring A ding a ding ding

People love to point and stare

3 ring A ding a ding ding

It's the same as everywhere