And funny things happen to Ida,

when little boys look her way

She's not afraid to say hello

It's just one of her funny days

Give her the key and she's ready to fire

Burn like garbage in the can

She's not colonial or European

Ida ho is just an English man

The mocking monkey isn't talking anymore

Ida lurks behind every door

Give her the key and she's ready to fire

She's a native and she understands

Americana the son of Sam

Cakes and wine and a little sunshine,

she has no heart but a lot of soul.

Oh the mocking monkey doesn't talk anymore

Ida lurks behind every door

No wise tonight to show them fight

Everything in heaven so fine, the meat men are incredibly kind

A public revenge will always get you in the end that's the mess that scalpels make.

She stalks through the streets cheek by jowl

Cheek by jowl, and an awful scowl

That's a nice new dress yes mama chose best

And funny things happen to Ida ho, when the big boys say hello no, no, don't mess with the girl with a name like Ida Ho

Everything in heaven so fine

The meat men are incredibly kind

What's wrong with those people out there

Do those anxious swordsmen go mad en masse, no Ida ho is saying mass.

Pay your respects with another cigarette.

Everything in heaven so fine

The meat men are incredibly kind

A public revenge will always get you in the end

That's the mess that scalpels make.

She walks through the streets and she's ready to fire, Ida laughs with an awful howl. No jockstrap flags and no more rules no kick ass laughs from the golden mule

Look what a mess, yes mama knows best

Everything in heaven so fine, the meat men are incredibly kind

A public revenge will always get you in the end

That's the mess that scalpels make.

Everything in h