When I'm hungry, I eat

When I'm thirsty, I drink

I get my fires lit up with a match

And when I'm itchy, I scratch

When I'm tired, I sleep

When I'm sneaky, I creep

There's a hook in all the fish I catch

And when I'm itchy, I scratch

Hey!

Buzz off fly, stay away

Who needs you on a sticky summer day?

I don't know what you can possibly see in me

And I don't want such irritating company

Now, when I'm happy, I laugh

When I'm sad, I cry

I get my melons in the melon patch

And when I'm itchy, I scratch

I get my melons in the melon patch

And when I'm itchy, I scratch

I get my melons in the melon patch

And when I'm itchy, I scratch