When you're down in Transylvania

And the night begins to fall

You might get to feeling lonely

If you do give me a call

Just dial Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

The Count: (conducting the orchestra) 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, oh yeah!

It gets cold in Transylvania

And the winter nights are long

I'll come by and you'll feel warmer

Dial the number from this song

Just dial Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

The Count: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ...

Lillian: (spoken) Count! Stop at 5!

The Count: Oh, I'm sorry, Lillian, you know how I get once I get started.

Lillian: I've got one more verse, try to get it right!

It's dark in Transylvania

And the wolves begin to moan

And if it sounds too scary

You can call me on the phone

Just dial, come on, everyone!

Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

The Count: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 ...

Lillian: (spoken) Count! The song stops at 5. How many times do I have to tell you that?

The Count: Only one ... no, two, ... make that three times .... four times .... five times would be perfect .... six would be wonderful ... but, seven, if you could see your way through to ... eight ...