Announcer: Please rise for the Grouch Anthem.

Oscar: No, no, no. For the Grouch Anthem, you stay sitting down. Down in front there! Now brace yourself, I'm gonna sing:

Grouches of the world unite!

Stand up for your grouchly rights!

Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain

Just stand up and complain (heheheh)

Let this be the grouches' cause:

Point out everybody's flaws!

Something is wrong with everything

Except the way I sing!

(Cue Grouch Choir ooing in the background)

Spoken:

You know what's right with this world? Nuttin!

You know what gets me hot under the collar? You name it!

And the next time some goody-two-shoes smiles and tells you to have a nice day, just remember:

Sung:

Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain,

Just stand up and complain!

Just stand up and complain!