This is the ballad of The Sad Cafe

It's a funny little place down Oklahoma way

Where the cowpokes go to feel sad and blue

And their cows and their horses

Well they go there too

(cows and horses join in)

Yes their cows and their horses

Well they go there too

It's a sad, sad, sad cafe

We sit at the tables

And we cry all day

Boo hoo, boo hoo

Boo hooing at The Sad Cafe

Now we all come here when we're under the weather

To The Sad Cafe where we cry together

Don't expect no food or drinks here

Where the only thing we serve is tears

Yeah the only thing we serve is tears

At the sad, sad, sad cafe

We sit at the tables

And we cry all day

Boo hoo, boo hoo

Boo hooing at The Sad Cafe

You can cry to your cat or your Irish setter

Either way you'll feel a lot better

You can cry at home or in the barn with the hay

Or you can come on over to The Sad Cafe

To the sad, sad, sad cafe

We sit at the tables

And we cry all day

Boo hoo, boo hoo

Boo hooing at The Sad Cafe

Spoken: Hey, you know now that I've had a good cry, I feel better!

Me too, I don't feel sad no more, I feel happy!

Yeah! Hey what you all wanna do?

Why don't we mosy on down to The Happy Cow Lounge?

Oh I love that place!

Yee haw, let's go!

Everyone mosies on out of The Sad Cafe