When I lost Homer, well I went downtown

To the man at the Animal Lost and Found

I said, "Have you seen Homer, he's as cute as can be?"

And the man brought a cuddly puppy to me

And I said

"Whoa, no, that's not Homer!

Wo wo, that's not Homer!

Oh oh, Homer

Homer where can you be?"

And the man said,

"Describe your pet to me."

I did, but okay

I said, "Homer's got four legs, he's got two eyes

He's the sweetest pet, he's the perfect size

He doesn't go woof, and he doesn't go meow."

And the man brought me back an old moo-cow!

And I said

"Whoa, no, that's not Homer!

Wo wo, that's not Homer!

Oh oh, Homer

Homer where can you be?"

And the man said,

"Describe your pet to me."

I'll try again

I said "Homer's got two eyes, and he's got four legs

He doesn't have wings and he doesn't lay eggs

He's got two big ears that are kind of funny."

And the man brought me out a furry bunny

And I said

"Whoa, no, that's not Homer!

Wo wo, that's not Homer!

Oh oh, Homer

Homer where can you be?"

And the man said,

"Describe your pet to me."

Get it right!

I said, "Homer's got big ears and a special nose

That's shaped long and thin like a garden hose."

He said, "Now I see." and away he went

And he brought back Homer, my pet elephant!

And I said

"Yeah yeah, that's my Homer!

Say hey, that's my Homer!

Welcome home, Homer

Homer, I'm as happy as can be!"

Oh Homer, I'm so glad I found you

Yay, yay, that's my Homer

Say hey, welcome home Homer

Oh my Homer

Homer I'm as happy as can be

And the man said

"That's 'cause you described your pet to me."

Yes I did, yes I did, yes I did, yes I did

Say hey, that's my Homer

Welcome home, Homer

Don't you be roamin' now

Welcome home, Homer

I'm as happy as can be

Yes I am, I'm so glad to see you

(kisses him)