Here's the story

Of a sliced baloney

A loaf of bread

A lettuce and some cheese

That were stored

In the refrigerator

Food: Where all we did was freeze!

'Till one morning

Came this guy named Telly

He saw them

And then had more than a hunch

He went and put them all together

Telly: They make a healthy lunch

Food: A healthy lunch

A healthy lunch

Yes, together we make a healthy lunch

So then Telly took some sliced baloney

A wedge of cheese

Some lettuce and some bread and said

Telly: I will make myself a sandwich

Uh huh, that's what he said

(screen now shows each item popping into a corner, Brady-style, as their names are sung, with Telly's face appearing in the center at the end)

And that's the story

Of the sliced baloney

The loaf of bread

The lettuce and the cheese

Telly's hunch

Brought all of them together

And they became his lunch

Food: We're Telly's lunch

We're Telly's lunch

And that's the way we became Telly's lunch