Oscar: I'll give you a song

That I think is tops:

If you keep up this racket,

I'm calling the cops!

(music starts)

David: Oh, Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow

Gonna sing some singalongs anyhow

Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

Big Bird: Oh yeah

Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here

Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow

Gonna strum our banjos anyhow

Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here

Ernie: Now Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here

Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow

Gonna play our piano anyhow

Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here

Gordon: Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here

Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow

Gonna do some drumming anyhow

Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here

David: Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow

Gonna do some singalong singing anyhow

Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here!

(spoken)

Oscar: Very funny, very funny (door slams)