I know I'm an exciting, OK kinda guy

I once had a girlfriend

And she went to pieces every time she saw me

This is the song I sang to her as she was falling apart

(clears his throat)

I held your hand

And told you that

I loved you

You turned around and

Walked right out the door

Seems like holding your hand

Was not enough

So I want to do something more

Oh I want to hold your ear baby

Wanna hold it near baby

Wanna hold your ear

Until you hear that

I love you

And I want to hold your eyes baby

Lovely shape and size baby

Want to hold your eyes

So you'll see and realize that

I love you

I wanna hold your nose

I wanna hold your toes

I won't let you breathe or eat

Until you know the truth

I love you

Oh I wanna hold your hair baby

Show you that I care baby

And it's only fair to tell you

What I intend to do

I'm going to keep what I hold dear

Your nose

Your eyes

Your tooth

Your ears

And I'm gonna hold them 'till

You say you love me tooo!