Well I'm sitting on a seasaw seat

Thinking seasawing would be neat

And I can't find a friend to sit on the other side

Yes, I tried it all alone

But I crashed down like a stone

Couldn't get no cooperation if I tried

No, no, no cooperation

No, no, no cooperation

No, no, no, no, no cooperation

If I tried, if I tried

Well, I'm dying to jump rope

But I've just about lost hope

And I'm so mad, I'm just fit to be tied

'Cause I can't find a friend

To pick up the other end

Couldn't get no cooperation if I tried

No, no, no cooperation

No, no, no cooperation

No, no, no, no, no cooperation

If I tried, if I tried

Well, I'm in an awful fit

'Cause I'm dying to be it

And I can't find anyone to go and hide

Every time I start to play

Everyone just runs away

Couldn't get no cooperation if I tried

No, no, no cooperation

No, no, no cooperation

No, no, no, no, no cooperation

If I tried, if I tried