(spoken)

Square huh?

Well, maybe I am

But I like it

And I'm not ashamed of it

I don't have to like what other people like

All right, I'm square

(sung)

Things other people find boring

Those are the things I'm adoring

I just love pigeons and I don't care

If other people say I'm square

Oh, I love galoshes, they give me a thrill

Cold mashed potatoes, I can't get my fill

I go for plumbing and I always will

I'm square

I'm square

I'm fond of yawning when evening is done

I like the beach when there's not any sun

Emptying ashtrays is my kind of fun

I'm square

I'm square

I love Kleenex

I can't get enough

I think potato chips, hangers and paper clips

are wonderful stuff

Watching a haircut is my kind of kicks

You ought to see my collection of bricks

And give me some cards and I'll show you some tricks

(spoken)

Okay, pick a card, any card

Now don't show it to me

Abracadabra!

The four of diamonds, right?

Hey, come on, wake up!

(sung)

I'm square

I'm square

I love laundry

It's quiet and clean

I think banana skins, place mats and safety pins

Are perfectly keen

I go for music

I'm terribly hip

The latest dances I do them with pep

Play me a waltz and I'll show you a step

1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 1, 2 ... (jumbles words)

Ahem..

I'm square

I'm square

I'm nuts about rocks and high button shoes

Argyle socks and pigeons in the news

I'm not rectangular

I'm not triangular

I am what I am, I don't care!

I'm square

I'm square

I'm square

I'm squa...Oh, gosh, what a lovely fire hydrant!