Five purple konkers

Sittin' on the shore

One swam away, and then there were four

Four purple konkers

Sitting in a tree (chomp!)

One flew away, and then there were three

Three purple konkers

Playing in some glue

One got stuck, and then there were two

Two purple konkers

Living happily

Thought they'd get married

And then there were... three?

(honk) (honk)

Three purple... no...

Two purple konkers and one yellow honker

Living in harmony

Loving one another for they are family (honk!)