Watch the girl she's very sad

She's on the verge of going mad

She's out to play but isn't fun

And always firing her gun

She walks the line without a net

Is scared as hell to fall you bet

She's full of love but loves to hate

And leaves the shocked bent outta shape

She's a mad mad girl

Oh! She's a mad mad girl

A mad mad girl

Candles, tea and cigarettes

She's happy with her little pets

The beaujolais will make her cry

I wonder why, I wonder why

She stands before us all in white

Upon a stage under the lights

Her sex devouring the crowd

Has left the brave to shout aloud

Like humpty dumpty on the wall

She's headed for a nasty fall

Oh my oh my I hope pray tell

She hits the ground and breaks her shell

She's a mad mad girl

A mad mad girl