Your telephone counseling session today

I′ll call you back in five minutes, see if I can chat to you

Confide in me and I will

Brush you off, apparently

Hand-outs of my advice when

You weren't even asking me

No wonder you never tell me anything

No wonder you never tell me anything

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God

What I would do if I were you

What I would do if I were you

Oh my God, oh my God

How did I talk all over?

Nudging you under the rug

I love the sound of my voice

Why can′t I shut the fuck up?

No wonder you never tell me anything

No wonder you never tell me

Tell me anything

Tell me anything

Ugh, tell me anything

Tell me anything

I've got a good intent, but

I've made a habit out of it

I′ll bite my tongue to listen

Stop trying to fix everything

No wonder you never tell me anything

No wonder you never tell me anything

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God

What I would do if I were you

What I would do if I were you

Oh my God, oh my God