[Royce] What? Uhh..

[Em] The Bad..

[Royce] Yeah..

[Em] The Evil..

[Royce] Right, yo

[Em] put em together

Chorus: Royce the 5-9, Eminem

[Royce] Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip

[Em] If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit

If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew

[Royce] Yo..

[both] I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do

[Eminem]

I am bored!!!!!

I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders

Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound*

Let you inhale the glock smell, while I'm rippin your wallet off

and slippin a Molotov in your Cocktail (take that)

Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face *punch sound*

Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts

I'm on some shook shit, if it's missin I took it (whoops!)

Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked!

I go to jail and murder you from a cell

Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (FedEx)

So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head

when the rest of his body's still alive RUNNIN?

[Royce]

Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by

So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it

For every hundred MC's rhymin about birds

only about two-thirds'd really set it without words

Yo you ain't a thug, I can make you bitch up

Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs (what?)

I'm the hottest shit in the industry (uh)

I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me

You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast

The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half

You know how a thug in this shit'll end up

Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up (what?)

I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up

Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up

Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title

You stepped, got devoured and