Yeah, I'll admit

I've had sex before marriage

I've smoked hella weed

And then I shared it

Yeah, I confess

I've scrolled through Pornhub

I've had impure thoughts

And acted upon them

So if the pearly gates

Won't open up for me

At least I know

There's somewhere else I can go

Thank God

Thank God for making a Hell

Thank God for making a place full of fire

And greedy-ass liars

Where I'm just like everyone else

Thank God for Hell

Yeah, I'll admit

My mind's a bit dirty

Only go to church

If somebody's forced me

Yeah, I confess

I say some bad words

And I haven't yet, but I bet

I'll get a divorce

So if the pearly gates

Won't open up for me

At least I know

There's somewhere else I can go

Thank God

Thank God for making a Hell

Thank God for making a place full of fire

And greedy-ass liars

Where I'm just like everyone else

Thank God

Thank God for knowing me well

Thank God for making a place I can smoke

And tell fucked up jokes

Eternally just be myself

Thank God for Hell

Thank God for Hell

If the pearly gates

Won't open up for me

Fuck 'em

Thank God

Thank God for making a Hell

Thank God for making a place full of fire

And greedy-ass liars

Where I'm just like everyone else

Thank God

Thank God for knowing me well

Thank God for making a place I can smoke

And tell fucked up jokes

Eternally just be myself

Thank God for Hell