I've got some presents for Santa

And he's got a big one for me

Outside, it snows

I take off all my clothes

And wait for Santa underneath my tree

He squeezes into my hot chimney

Where it's oh so warm and tight

On the roof, I hear his reindeer

I'm so very glad he came here

It's only once a year but, what a night!

Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering

His big North Pole can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering

I offer Santa my...cookies

He loves to put them into his mouth

His long beard tickles

He gives me the giggles

He finishes his snack and then flies south

Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering

His big North Pole can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering

(Ooo...Santa...I love my present...what else is in that big bag of yours?)

Santa and I share a ciggie

Then I help him back into his red suit

I know he has to go

He just says, Ho ho ho

I can't help it; he's so cute

Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering

His big North Pole can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering

I've got some presents for Santa

And he's got a big one for me

Outside, it snows

I take off all my clothes

And wait for Santa...I take off all my clothes

I'm waiting for Santa underneath my tree

(Merry Christmas)