I've heard it called by different names

All over the world, but it's all the same

There's so many ways to make love

A million ways to make love

A million ways, I've been thinking of

Oh yea

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But there's only one way

There's only one way to rock

So many things can get you high

I'm gonna try em all just once before I die

And you can analyze this situation

To me it's all just mental masturbation

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Now quickly, check the hands on the clock

It's 8:05, it's time to rock

And this world can disagree

They don't understand how it can be

And it's not my point of view

It's a fact, and you know that it's true

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Crank up the drums, crank out the bass

Crank up my Les Paul in your face

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