Sarah:

Hello, this is saint etienne here with a special christmas message for you all. how are you feeling bob?

Bob:

I'm feeling dandy and I just want to say happy christmas, war is over. how are you feeling pete?

Pete:

I'm feeling my oats. it's a bit parky in here, isn't it? anyone fancy a drink? what's your favourite christmas drink bob?

Bob:

Umm, can I have a vodka with domestos in it and a slice of ? ? ? please?

Pete:

Certainly sir. and sarah?

Sarah:

No thank you. eh... can I have a glass of champagne with an oxo cube in it please? thank you. mmmmm.

Bob:

Do you want a drink pete, I'm buying this round?

Pete:

No.

Sarah:

We've got a couple of songs for you and the first one is...

Bob:

Driving home for christmas, a smashing song by chris rea. and the second one is..

Pete:

Message in a bottle, a tribute to the gentle giant of rock, sting.

Sarah:

And now we'd all like to say...

All:

Happy christmas!!