They say Jesus was a nephew, you know what I′m sayin'? (BossUp, nigga)

They said his mom was a virgin

So when he was born, they told him he was sent from GodSo he started goin′ village to village helpin' the people and they killed his ass, that's crazy

That′s crazy, man

They killed Jesus for helpin′ the people

That's why I ain′t got patience with people

In the Bible, God dealin' with evil

They said God did a deal with the Devil

That′s the reason Job has soles on his feet

That's the reason Job lost his house

That′s the reason Job lost his kids

I'm readin' the Bible like, "What is this?"

Adam made Eve off of one rib?

They made the world in seven days?

So Adam and Eve had a thousand kids?

Cain and Abel, they fell out beefin′

Me and my brother, we fell out beefin′

They said cocaine that was on the tree

What if Adam would've never fucked Eve?

Why Eve make that nigga eat that?

That′s why I don't eat bitch food now

Job lost his whole fuckin′ family

And they said God gave him a hundred cows

Like two hundred horses or somethin'

How the fuck is that worth my kids?

What I did to deserve to go through this?

Let me get this right, this because of Eve?

Okay, I fuck with Adam, but I′ll beat the shit out of Eve

How the hell they live at the forbidden tree?

Somebody show me the forbidden tree

I believe in God, but I ain't too religious

How the fuck they really got a picture of Jesus?

Name one person who was alive with Jesus

How the fuck they tellin' me I need Jesus?

If I need Jesus, then where is Jesus?

So if I get shot, I′ma meet Jesus?

So I gotta die just to meet Jesus?

It′s a fucked up world with fucked up people

The first religion, they worshipped the sun

They made some bullshit story 'bout that

They said the sun went down ′cause the sins

And the sun was never gon' come back

Every thousand years it′s a new religion

Unc in the streets screamin', "New religion"

Pastor got diamonds, rockin′ True Religion

Pray to who? You must be trippin'

Bitch, I'm prayin′ to my money racks

They said we livin′ in Revelations

Vaccine got us mutatin'

So fuck it then, I′ma go take it

If the whole world start purgin'

My daughter gon′ still have a Lambo

I'ma have eighteen hundred guns

Thirty Audis and twenty Camaros

They said the world would end in 2012

I was sellin′ crack in 2012

They talkin' about the calendar ended

Eight years later, a pandemic

Swine flu, Ebola

COVID-19, what's different?

All of that shit was killin′ people

I ain′t scared of that, guns kill people

I ain't scared of guns, AIDS kill people

I can die in a car crash

How the fuck you gon′ tell me I'm goin′ to Heaven?

Please tell me when you talked to the dead

Who you met that came from the dead?

Show me a picture and show me some proof

Explain to me why the fuck Benjamin Franklin stood his ass up on the roof

How he discover somethin' out the sky?

If that′s the case, T-Rex discovered it

If you ask me, this shit made up

I'ma loop the beat 'cause I ain′t said enough

I ain′t said enough

In school, I had a lot of questions (BossUp, nigga)

Social studies teacher makin' up shit

All that shit was in they head

Who the fuck is Christopher Columbus?

If he would′ve came to my block

Talkin' ′bout he discovered my trap

His ass would've probably got shot

How the fuck I′m African American?

Bitch, I'm American terrorist

Fifth grade, smarter than my parents

Grandma couldn't help with algebra

Grandma like, "What the fuck is algebra?"

She like, "That′s a goddamn shame

Them people gon′ keep makin' up shit tryna keep you in the same grade"

They tryna hide shit in the book

I was in jail readin′ books

OG teach me 'bout real estate

Every landlord I know a crackhead

I′m in the hood with the slum lords

Grandma Jehovah's Witness, no Christians

Jehovah′s Witnesses people move like a cult

They recruitin' people at they door

How you gon' force religion on somebody?

How you gon′ change the Bible and tell it to everybody?

Why Jehovah′s Witnesses don't like Christians?

They fightin′ over Jesus' birthday

How the fuck y′all know Jesus' birthday?

Who the fuck is that white man Santa Claus?

They said that nigga was eatin′ kids

Why would I let that man lie to my kids?

Why would I go out buyin' gifts

And blame it on a nigga named Santa?

Shit, a nigga climb through my roof, I'ma beat his ass in the head with a hammer

If you eat my cookies, beat you with a hammer

Drink the kids′ milk, beat you with a hammer

You like a hundred somethin′ buyin' toys

Well, Santa never dropped me off a toy

Let′s get back to Jehovah's Witnesses

How the fuck all of y′all awake?

How the fuck y'all church so small, but it′s a million of y'all everyday?

Shit, religious people startin' to scare me

Shit, the government wrote the Bible

They knew who was gon′ win American Idol

I never liked Simon off American Idol

I ain′t really like how he talked to black people

How the fuck Flava Flav still alive?

Shit, before Kobe, before Deebo

I expected his ass to up and die

I ain't got nothin′ against Flava Flav

They said I was ugly as Flava Flav

Now I got twenty hoes like Flava Flav

Nigga dyin' for jewelry everyday

They caught the nigga who killed MO3

How the fuck he get caught in less than three weeks?

If you ask me, that′s a sacrifice

You ain't gotta be rich to pull a sacrifice

All those times on the block, bitch, I sacrificed

Put my pride to the side, bitch, I sacrificed

If that′s the case, I'm Illuminati

How Tekashi get out before Shotti?

Why Jim Jones never went to jail?

And he was talkin' ′bout killin′ a nigga

Shit, that ain't my job, but that′s conspiracy

All I know is niggas get locked for conspiracy

These niggas who talk, they be scarin' me

They be wearin′ wires in they shoes

Askin' questions, wanna talk to you

These niggas move like TMZ

On a regular day, wanna question me

Nigga move like VladTV

These niggas look like VladTV

They get indicted on VladTV

Homie got five years for a TV

So what the fuck they thought was gon′ happen?

They talk too much, they Ar-Ab it

I always thought that Cassidy was a hustler

Cassidy was my favorite rapper

Then I find out he wasn't hustlin' (BossUp, nigga)

He was with Swizz Beatz then went broke

Niggas thought Meek Mill wasn′t gon′ blow

I ain't never heard ′bout Meek Mill

Until he ran with that C.O.

I ain't sayin′ Meek did the wrong thing

But he knew Ross was a C.O.

Shit, a nigga gotta feed his kids

I ain't never think Gucci was a clone

They like, "How the hell he got so skinny?"

When you in that cell, shit, they feed you wrong

Three meals a day get a nigga right

Six pack came from bein′ hungry at night

Nigga came home then he fixed his teeth

Then they changed the subject about a week

I'ma get on the beat and say what I want

I love stimulus and love Donald Trump

Auntie talkin' ′bout, "Six hundred comin′"

It ain't twelve hundred, but shit, it′s somethin'

I don′t sit on my ass and live with my bitch

Just the other day, broke up with my bitch

I'd rather go rob some shit

PS5 won′t come out my lip

The Bible told you bitches is grimey

Whole Bible, bitches was lyin'

They believed that a virgin had kids

I hope my daughter don't tell me that shit

′Cause you ain′t married and the baby ain't Jesus

Don′t lie to me 'cause I ain′t Jesus

My last bitch was an atheist

She talkin' ′bout pullin' tarot cards

She like, "Come on, Neph, let me tell your future"

I'm like, "Bitch, I′m off more molly than Future"

I′m like, "Bitch, I might die tomorrow"

Why the hell you tryna be a fortune teller?

She on Fashion Nova and she lookin' at dresses

Her ass fat, but I ain′t even notice

She take her time puttin' on lotion

I′m like, "Bitch, hurry up 'cause I got a lick"

They talkin′ 'bout pray before you eat

Bitch, you eatin' a dead animal

Bitch, you barely got vegetables

Everybody in the world is hypocrites

Donald Trump still gon′ build that wall

MS-13 climbed over the wall

Donald Trump can′t stop immigrants

Lost my ID, I'm an immigrant

They pulled me over like, "What′s your name?"

Bitch, I forgot my social security number

They asked about my mother maiden name

I'm like, "I don′t know, we don't know each other"

Bitch, I′m on the run from Area 51

I stayed in the corner and boot up

Bitch, I forgot where I parked my car

My last bitch like, "Who are you?"

I'm like, "Bitch, I want sugar in water"

That movie ain't funny no more

Y′all know I don′t like Will Smith

I used to know the song to Fresh Prince

"Now this the story all about how"

Now his mother kid suckin' dick

Now he sad, lookin′ like, "How?"

Who the fuck raised these niggas?

What scientist made these niggas?

What lab these niggas come from?

First time I watched I Am Legend I cried

Especially the part when his dog died

'Cause I feel his pain when you out in the streets

Then I seen another movie, he was butt naked with another man in between the sheets

I′m like, "Hell nah, that's I Am Legend?"

I′ma fuck Jada too, fuck I Am Legend

Well, Jada Pinkett, if you hear this song

I'll fuck you good and you ain't gon′ regret it

I ain′t August Alsina, you don't need him

If he was real, he would′ve knocked out Will

Yo' kids grown, fuck that nigga

He the reason that y′all son gay now

Bitch, shouts-out to Chris Brown

Will Smith should've took advice from Chris Brown

Jada Pinkett should′ve been on the news with both her eyes black and brown (BossUp, nigga)

Ooh, I looped it again (BossUp, nigga)

They say Jesus was drinkin' grape juice, I'm drinkin′ gin

I used to think Snoop Dogg was tough

I hated niggas who acted tough

I used to love the Chum Bucket

I used to feel like the Chum Bucket

I been knew SpongeBob was a bitch, that′s why I fuck with the Chum Bucket

Pull up lookin' like Plankton, nigga

Everybody hate that nigga

Cougar bitch wanna watch Martin

Bitch, that shit ain′t funny

I fuck with Hustle Man more than him

Martin always stressin' ′bout a bitch

This whole world stressin' ′bout a bitch

It ain't even these bitches, it's niggas too

′Cause the bitches move like niggas do

And these niggas, they move like bitches do

I don′t even wanna get in the industry

'Cause if I do, I′m doin' somethin′ crazy

I'ma fuck Keke Palmer, get her pregnant

Then leave her single with a baby

Don′t judge me, that's what Adam did

If Adam and Eve had two kids

Once Adam got a taste of that fruit

He went to the left and found him a bitch

Shit, Cain and Abel was trippin' anyway

Shit, they tryna kill each other with an axe

They put this shit all in the Bible

So you know damn well this ain′t cap

They say there′s seventy-seven sextillion stars in the sky

I ain't even heard that number before until they told me that lie

I′m like, "How the fuck— hold on

Which telescope and what person count that with they eyes?"

When I was in church, I had questions

My grandma like, "Hold on, grandson got a question"

They passed me the mic at the kingdom hall

I'm like, "Who told y′all it's that many stars?"

They told me, "Don′t question the Bible"

I'm like, "Grandma, stop goin' to the kingdom hall

Them people ain′t your friends anyway"

Nigga doin′ Bible study tryna get pussy

Same people bringin' demons in the house

How the fuck y′all throwin' water ′round that house?

How the fuck y'all make that holy water?

Let me get some of that so I can cook a quarter

How y′all say I'm evil for sellin' crack

When I′m out here tryna feed my daughter?

Where your money go? I don′t judge you

Them old church bitches be cougars

And the pastor drive a brand new Caddy

But the church broke down and raggedy

How the fuck niggas scam CashApp?

They thought they was scammin' CashApp

Well, CashApp scammed CashApp

They got social numbers in CashApp

Why the fuck I gotta give you my social?

How you know I ain′t forget my social?

Why the fuck I need a driver's license?

If I crash, I′m the only one dyin'

If somebody else die, it was meant to go

Y′all the ones who put that shit in the Bible

How the fuck y'all talkin' ′bout "turn the other cheek"

When y′all killin' black people left and right?

I don′t beef with white people, they good licks

My white bitch got good credit

I ain't never think Donald Trump was racist

Wanna talk to him, gotta have good credit

Wanna talk to me, gotta have good credit

Rx Papi a bitch, the whole hood said it

Meagan Good booty flat, Slitherman said it

Wendy Williams a man, Slitherman said it

Them big ass titties look dumb

Lil Kim face look dumb

Cardi B mouth look dumb

Bitch talk like she always chewin′ gum

Migos lookin' tough, they look dumb

Joe Budden told them niggas they was ass

He told that shit to ′em dead in they face (BossUp, nigga)

He was probably high off a fifty bag

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