Your being here is no accident

Me and your mom had to cohabit

Don't worry, I'm your pappy

I can tell you without a doubt

Ain't no need for you to pout

Don't worry, I'm your pappy

You ain't no red-headed stepchild

You are mine, that's why you're wild

Don't worry, I'm your pappy

Look in the mirror and you'll agree

You look an awful lot like me

Don't worry, I'm your pappy

You got my nose you got my chin

You got my crooked little grin

Don't worry, I'm your pappy

Ohh ohh ohh ohh, don't worry

I'm your pappy.

(parody of Don't Worry, Be Happy)