My mama told me, "Don′t you dare drink and drive"

But I crashed my car through the guardrail of the 405

And then I floated up to Heaven's gates and I got in lineWhere I waited ′til the bouncer looked me dead in the eyes

And he said, "Hey bro, who do you know here? You're not on the list"

And I was like, "Oh shit, that's so weird, I thought I′d get in

Let me talk to your manager, I swear he′s my friend"

And then he was like, "No, bitch, you belong in Hell"

And then I said

"Don't kick me out, I′ll burn it down, I'll burn it down

Go fuck yourself, I′ll burn it down, I'll burn it down

Let me talk to your manager, I swear he′s my friend

Don't kick me out, go fuck yourself"

Fuck this stupid piece of shit club, I bet the drinks were overpriced

Going to Hell to get my dick sucked where there's women and free wine

Straight to the Devil′s gates where I skipped the line

And I tapped up the bouncer, he looked me in the eyes

And he said, "Hey bro, it′s good to see ya, your name's on the list"

And I was like, "Oh shit, that′s so sick, I knew I'd get in"

Then I talked to the manager, he′s my new best friend

And he was like, "Yo, bitch, you belong in Hell"

And then I said

"Don't kick me out, I′ll burn it down, I'll burn it down

Go fuck yourself, I'll burn it down, I′ll burn it down

Let me talk to your manager, I swear he′s my friend

Don't kick me out, go fuck yourself"