Well thanks alot thank you

Now I'm the talk of the town

Of all the fools they drink to

I am the king of the clowns

I play the lonely joker

I take what fun I can find

I laugh when things aren't funny

I throw away my last dime

You're not mine so I waste my time in pantomine.

It's pantomine.

I'm ready for lonely funtimes, yeah

Loud music may dull my mind

Black coffee and electric sunshine

Get set for this pantomine.

I-ay-ay-ay cry inside cause you're not mine

I-ay die-ay-ay-ay inside cause you're not mine

I pantomine.

Laughing when I feel like crying

Crying when I feel like dying

You're not mine so I waste my time in pantomine

Bring on the girls and the parties, yeah

Guitars and drums beating time

Be merry, be gay and hardy, yeah

I'm set for this pantomine.