Well Fancy Dan, he's a bright young man

He's a lover

Well Fancy Dan, he's ahead of the clan

He's a lover

Well the word's around that all the boys in town

Are gonna tear his playhouse down

But that don't bother young Dan, he's not a fighting man

He's the swingingest lover around

Well don't underestimate Fancy Dan

He's the leader of a local band

Don't you dare leave your baby alone

He's a modern Pied Piper on the saxophone

Well Fancy Dan, man oh man

He's a smoothie

Well Fancy Dan, don't you understand

He's groovy

Well the boys don't like him but the girlies do

And that's all a part of the plan

They're looking for a romance and they haven't a chance

In the arms of Fancy Dan

Well Fancy Dan, round and round he goes

Where he stops, nobody knows

You better not leave your baby alone

When he plays "come to me" on his saxophone