Leave slowly but come back quick

Eat so much it makes us sick

Start to look just like Saint NickAnd fall down like a snowflake

Uncle Dylan′s late to lunch

Nana Gwen's drank too much

My lovely wife was buzzed at brunch

We′re all a bunch of snowflakes

We're all a bunch of snowflakes

Murray the step-dad has brought Mary-Lou

Tryin' to tell us why Trump is good for you

The table goes quiet ′cause that′s what we do

We're all liberal snowflakes

My dad′s new girlfriend from Taiwan

Brand new to the country and she's 21

They met online and now she′s my mum

She's never seen a snowflake

′Cause they don't get no snowflakes

Once in a lonely lifetime

There'll be peace for all mankind

I went out to the world

And I was searchin′ for my tribe

Now it′s a family vibe

In this home of mine

The reason I'm alive

The snowflakes of mine

Mum′s bringin' up the past again

And somehow World War Three begins

Think I know how this one ends

I′m off to watch the snowflakes

Time won't change us, nothin′ will

I know they're not perfect but I love them still

Much makes me happy but my family will

Love this bunch of snowflakes

God bless this bunch of snowflakes

Once in a lonely lifetime

There'll be peace for all mankind

I went out to the world

And I was searchin′ for my tribe

Now it′s a family vibe

In this home of mine

The reason I'm alive

The snowflakes of mine

All my life, a love insane

These are my people

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Time won′t change us, nothin' will

I know they′re not perfect but I love them still

Not much makes me happy but my family will

I love this bunch of snowflakes

God bless this bunch of snowflakes