I am all of the above babe

Johnny long strokes to the grave

Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle

Rub me rub me up right lovely

If you lick it, then lick it battery

Good and properly all night if you want

I haven't got a clue what to do with you

Need for you to love me so much

Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush

So get the old fella and whack it up against her tush

How peculiar

Bend your long legs against the sofa

In the Dorchester you can get your all bran

I'm not into hard sports

Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you

Jesus all the things my head is going through

God what am I going to do with this crush

Just whack the old man out and get it up

against your tush

How peculiar

Jesus what am I to do man

I am a depressed man

Not sure what I'm doing all of the day

How peculiar

I am all of the above man

I am what you want man

If you want me here I am

Come and get it baby

Uhh!