Corn in my jar

There's corn in my jar and I don't know why

I'd rather it be a piece of pie

Hey could u tell me why

There's corn in my jar

One I met a girl

She was bear and half squirrel

She had a hairy back and smelly arm pits

It made me think about my sister

All this is weird

It's funny to me

Oh wait, now I gotta pee

Jar......jar.....theres corn.... in my jar (repeat)