Ladies and Gentleman

To those among you who are easily frightened

We suggest you turn away now

To those of you who think you can take it

We say welcome to the Mad House

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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh oh {madhouse}

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Come on, come on, come on in

come on, come on in {madhouse}

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh oh

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh oh {madhouse}

Welcome to the mad house

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na

Come on, come on, come on in

come on, come on in