I'll tell you what I think

I think she's a cow

She's let you down too many times now

Let's go for a drink

Forget it for now

Put it behind you

I think it's your round

Chorus: Cause you're my mate

and I will stand by you

You're my mate

And I will stand by you

And in the face of things that could hurt you

You're my mate and I will stand by you

Chorus

Cause you're my mate

And I will stand by you

You're my mate and I will stand by you

And in the face of things that could hurt you

You're my mate and I will stand by you

Cause you're my mate

I'll tell you what I think

I think he's a pain

He ain't got a car but he drives you insane

Let's go for a drink

And sink a few

Enough about him let's talk about you

Cause you're my mate and I will stand by you

Chorus

All I want to do is get drunk here with you (4x)

Chorus

Taxi!!